Andy's habit of dunking his maple bar had consequences...
by Erin Halfelven
"Sometimes you're just an asshole," his girlfriend told him when he dunked his pastry in her coffee."What's the downside?" he asked, smiling, his mouth full of soggy maple goodness.
But then he sat next to a witch at the diner's coffee counter and indulged his habit.
The resulting transformation turned his life upside down, so to speak.
His girlfriend shrugged, rouged his cheeks and took him dancing. "Trust me," she said. "You're going to be very popular."
Andy, of course, didn't say anything at all.
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Very Cute Erin Very Cute Indeed
Poor guy, That'll teach him to dunk!! Great Drabble too.
May Your Light Forever Shine
May Your Light Forever Shine
no down side?
ooch" ok i guess i due not want to know sound.s like my 2 x wife she got the gold mine i got the shaft .
have a good day oldhippie60s@yahoo.com
mr charlles r purcell
verry good story i wood love to see a lot more of this all i can say is wow verry good thanks for shareing
Um...
Maybe I'm a little slow but I have no idea what this is about... :S
Bottom's Up!
What else can I say to that picture?
BOOKENDS: A Sequel
(A drabble, and an appropriation of Erin's intellectual property, with apologies...)
by Laika Pupkino
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Life with Andy was becoming less than wonderful, what with always cleaning up after him.
Now he was doing his stupid little dance, which she knew meant he wanted to go dancing again.
And she knew he wouldn't quit.
"Alright, we'll go!" she sighed.
At the club her bad mood continued, and when someone trod on her heel she screamed,
"Watch where you're stepping, cunt!"
"Who you calling a cunt?!" the woman demanded.
"I'm calling you a cunt, cunt!"
Little did she realize this was the very witch who had transformed Andy.
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Now they are known as Beaver and Butthead...
It's official
Good one, Laika. :)
- Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
funny
This story made me crack up!