A few weeks ago, I had an idea of a song to "hack".
I played around a little and here it is!
Happiness is a Warm Vagina
She's not a girl who
misses much
Do-do-do-do-do-do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted
With the touch of a soft girl's hand
Like a lizard on her pillow mane
Man in the crowd
With the multicoloured mirrors
On her calf high boots
Lying with his eyes
While our girls are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of my ex
Which she ate and donated
to the National Trust
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Rid of the bits that I've left uptown
I need a fix while I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Doctor Doctor cut off the gun
Doctors Doctors cut off the gun
Happiness is a warm vag
( bang clang juice shoot )
Happiness is a warm vag, mama
(vag wet ooze shoot)
When you hold me in your arms (oh yeah)
And I feel your finger on my nubbin (oh yeah)
I know you'll start me trippin' and I'll cum
Because,
happiness is a warm vag, momma
Happiness is a warm vag and clit
-Yes it is.
Happiness is a warm, yes it is...
Vagina!
Well don't ya know that happiness is a warm vagina, mama? (yeah)
From a White Album, Lennon and McCartney song.....(sorr eee)
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It certainly is!!!
...I got a warm comfy feeling just reading this thinking about the touch of my own soft girl's hand (sigh) I Love it!!!
Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena
and then you still have to decide what to do. ― C.S. Lewis
Love, Andrea Lena
THIS Pussy
approves! :)
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BCTS's resident Extravagant Honorable Trans-Cat-MegaTomboy! ;D ...But I do like cuddles from soft but strong arms... ^_^
BCTS's resident Extravagant Honorable Samurai Cat-MegaTomboy! ;D ...But I do like cuddles from soft but strong arms... ^_^
ouch, extravagence
that was a painful pun, so of course I loved it.
Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels
Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels
Thanks Y'all
I appreciate it. I suppose members now know what to expect from my humor! At least, you, my friends read it and, I guess, like it!
Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee
Ready for work, 1992.
Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee
Did someone say...
...members? :D
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BCTS's resident Extravagant Honorable Trans-Cat-MegaTomboy! ;D ...But I do like cuddles from soft but strong arms... ^_^
BCTS's resident Extravagant Honorable Samurai Cat-MegaTomboy! ;D ...But I do like cuddles from soft but strong arms... ^_^
oh the pun of it ..
this hits home as i just watched the movie ,Across the Universe that's based on all of the Beatles songs and yes Happiness is a warm gun, is on the movie , but this is better more realistic to today's issues on gender as most of us i am sure don't rember much of the sixties and seventies due to drug educed euphoric hazes.Well done i like it.As for the Movie i recommend you see it if your prone to teary eyes and listening to good music. i am sure most of you will see the similarities to your your own pasts and possible futures at that time.