Craft-A-Man Tools

~ By ~
PattieBFine

In response to...
Snap-In Tools
By
Heather Rose Brown

~ o O o ~

Anna had heard her husband Henry once again, lose his “Tool” into the bath water. It was at that moment that a commercial came up on the TV...

Here at Seers, we have developed the very latest in technology! On sale today, is our premium-grade “Torque-tool.” Guaranteed to restore your “Maiden's-head” to original manufactures performance specifications, when used in the proper sequence! For just $99.95!

And she thought to herself... “Perhaps if I were the one in the “Driving Seat” as it were... I could more easily get my motor to racing-speed properly!” and so decided a shopping trip at the mall was in order for the morning! As, at least Craft-A-Man replaced their defective “Tools” free of charge. The fact that it had a 'ripple-ridged, leather looking molded handle on it... had nothing at all to do with its appeal... now did it!?
Besides... He was the one who was always pushing for them having children, wasn't he? She was perfectly willing... provided he became the she... an so, then let HER carry them each to term within her-own-self!