Pickles: A TG Choose Your Own Adventure: An Alternate Route

By Donjo

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You knock on the door...

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You carefully walk to the seemingly imposing door. You look behind yourself to see that Ken is hiding out of the sight of the door. You give the door a few knocks. It opens almost immediately.

The wizard is not who you expected him to be. You expected long, greying hair and a ridiculously long beard, but the man you see instead doesn't look a day over 40. His eyes widen when they see you.

“Good, you're here!” he crys, “Come inside. Quickly!”

He pulls you by the arm and you're suddenly inside of the house. Ken didn't have time to follow. The wizard pulls you to a chair and sits down in a chair opposite to it.

“Hello there,” he says, “my name is John, and I am the wizard you're looking for.”

He smiles at you, and you feel the attraction start to build. A flush rises to your cheeks as you fight the feelings off.

“Did you... summon me here?” you ask.

“In a way, yes,” he says, “you see, that man out there wants to kill me.”

“He wants to kill you?” you ask, bewildered.

“He holds a grudge for the way I solved the problem of his costume shop,” John explains.

“And I led him straight here,” you sigh, slumping in the chair. You find yourself staring at John with more than just a passing glance. He gives you a sympathetic look.

“What did that man do to you?” he asks, “You look like you're crazed for sex. Wait. Have you had sex?”

You snap out of your trance, “No, I haven't,” you say, “but it's getting harder and harder to not just jump someone!”

“Good, good,” he says, “now, allow me to remove that compulsion from you. It was spelled into your costume, and made to stay with you during the blue moon. It looks like Ken had his own plans for you.”

John waves his hands, and suddenly you feel more in control of your self. Suddenly, you remember the past actions of Ken. He made no effort to fight the original costume. He tried to lead you the wrong way. And most of all, he tried to seduce you with magic! Anger rises to your cheeks, but John stops you.

“Now, I'm sure that I know why you're here,” John tells you, “but we may have more important matters to deal with.”

What do you do?

---Ask John why he turned Ken into a woman to solve his problem
---Help John stop Ken
---Leave the chair and try to find out where Ken is
---Insist that you be changed back into your original form immediately

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And so continues the endless cycle of votitude!

It will end tomorrow(2/4/11) at noonish.

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