Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 902.

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Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 902
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
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“She’s the one who took my son–turned him into a girl, or is trying to.”

“Mrs Kemp,” said Ken Nicholls rushing into the room, “this lady has just saved your husband’s life.”

“Huh–a likely story, she’s the one who caused his ’eart attack in the first place.”

“Your husband’s heart attack was caused by his arteries being furred up with plaque, which is more likely due to his diet than his encounter with Lady Cameron.”

“Lady Muck, huh, no wonder you enticed my John away from me–an’ now you’re trying to take me ’usband.”

“I’m sorry you feel that way, Mrs Kemp.”

“So am I, an’ it’s all your fault–you–you rich bitch.”

“I’m not going to argue with you, Mrs Kemp.”

“No–because I’m right, in’I”

“Actually, no; I’m not arguing with you because you’re upset, it’s been a long day and I might be tempted to knock your fatuous, moronic, insolent head off its shoulders. Good night to you, Mrs Kemp–I’ll give your love to Julie.”

“’is name’s John you–you–pervert.”

“Please keep this attitude up and you’ll drive her even further away from you. It’s not me who’s keeping her from you, it’s your hostile, self-righteous bigotry.” I turned on my heel and walked away back to my car. I wanted to get home, have a cuppa and get to bed.

After my tea, I went upstairs and sure enough someone was sleeping in my bed. I didn’t want to disturb her, but it is my bed and I have a right to be there. I got ready with just the light of the bathroom shining into the bedroom. I cleaned my teeth and slipped into bed, first putting on the bedside light so I wouldn’t frighten her in the dark. It was a good job I did.

“Oh!” she squealed, “Oh, it’s you.”

“Who were you expecting to be getting into my bed?” I was very tired and becoming irritable. If I was lucky, I might get two hours sleep.

“Sorry, Mummy–I was fast asleep.”

I kissed her on the forehead, "Go back to sleep.”

She did in moments–I lay there thinking that life was so ironic, it couldn’t be any more so had it been scripted by Graham Greene, or that woman with the strange name who writes that endless serial thing on the internet.

I would have been tossing and turning–no not that sort of tossing–honestly. I’d have been restless, were it not for worrying that I’d disturb Julie, who was now laying her head on my shoulder and mumbling in her sleep.

I eventually fell asleep because I woke up at seven needing a wee. I staggered to the bathroom and washed hoping it would wake me up. I woke the girls and then asked Julie to get the boys up and to stay up herself–I needed her help.

“What time did you get home?” asked Stella.

“I don’t know,” I yawned in reply.

“Well, I went for a pee at four and your car wasn’t home then. Well–spill the gruesome details,’ demanded Stella.

“MI and fell down the stairs.”

“Oh, nothing difficult then?”

“Not for your average miracle worker.”

“Outcome?”

“He was alive when I left.”

“Getting the hang of this healing stuff, then?”

“No–I’m totally cream crackered.”

“I’d like to push my dad downstairs,” offered Julie, with malice in her voice.

“How d’you know it wasn’t your dad?”

“Nothing bad ever happens to him–just me,” she sighed.

“Oh so coming here was a bad thing, was it?”

“No–Mummy, I meant until I came here.”

“Don’t wish evil on anyone, it makes you as bad as them.” I lectured my eldest foster child.

“Yes, Mummy.”

“What would you say if I said it was your father?”

“I don’t know, why–was it him?”

“What’s his name?”

“Bradley.”

“Oh, that was this guy’s name.”

“Oh no, was it my dad?”

I nodded.

“Can I go and like see him?”

“He won’t want to see you like that, but if you change back–he’s won, hasn’t he?”

“I’m not gonna change, but I wanna see him.”

“If your mother is there, there will be ructions–besides, a while ago you wanted to kill him.”

“No I didn’t–I’m cross with him–I don’t want him or my mum hurt.”

“Okay–neither do I–not unless I do it directly.” I smirked then yawned.

Somehow I got the girls to school and we got home again. Stella promised to take Julie to see her dad. He was still in intensive care, but he’d made a remarkable recovery against the odds. Well that’s what the ICU nurse told Julie when she said she was his daughter.

I went back to bed and slept for four hours, rising at one, ate some lunch and helped Julie decide what to wear. She wore a mini dress with footless tights, and those ballet pump things all the girls are wearing. She toned down her makeup to just mascara–waterproof–eyebrow pencil and some eye-liner with just a hint of blusher. I did her hair in bunches with red ribbons to match her dress and she wore her black three quarter coat–the one which is very fitted and gives her some hips.

While they were at the hospital, I went to get the girls from school–I was still yawning and promised myself an early night, but that sort of promise rarely comes to pass.

By the time we got home, Stella and Julie were back. “How’s your dad?” I asked.

“He’s getting better. He said when he was very ill he heard someone calling his name and leading him back to life.”

“I hope you didn’t tell him it was me?”

“Actually, I did–I didn’t mention the blue light, Auntie Stella and I decided we were going to say you were a scientist and used special experimental techniques. Auntie Stella gave him all sorts of jargon about lasers and things and he accepted it.”

“What about accepting you?”

“He didn’t have the energy to argue, an’ my mum seemed very quiet. They agreed it was better to see me as a girl than not at all–although they didn’t agree with what I was doing. Auntie Stella, told ‘em Dr Stephanie is a leading expert in child psychiatry, and an expert in gender identity disorders, and she said I was GID. Mum, she said the police had been very unkind. Apparently the policewoman who came to see me, told her that I wasn’t a boy and why couldn’t she see it–everyone else did?”

“So maybe they’re seeing the light–at long last,” I said and we all laughed. “Are you seeing them again?”

“I said I’d ask you to take me in, because he wants to apologise and thank you.”

“I’ll take you, but I don’t think I want too much contact with him or your mother. At the same time I don’t trust them with you. He might be stabilised, but so are you and I don’t want to risk that.”

“Do you want me to cancel?”

“No, I used to visit my dad even though he’d been very hostile towards me. I suppose I showed him I was making a stand and if he didn’t like it that was his hard luck. He had to take me as I was–he did and eventually, I think he respected me for it.”

“It would be nice if my parents did that.”

“Would you like to go back to them?”

“No way–no you’re my mother now–they were parents to my boy period, you’re my girl Mummy.”

“Oh well, maybe they’ll come round to accepting you fully one day.”

“That’s up to them–I have my family here, my sisters and my brothers and we all love each other and help each other.”

“Oh crikey, you’re making us sound like the Waltons.”

“Who are they?”

“A sickly sweet American family soap thing, they were all so goody-goody, it almost gave you diabetes just watching it.”

“Sounds gross,” said Julie making a face.

“We could probably find some of it on youtube, if you wanna see?” suggested Trish and they all rushed off to use her computer.

“They swallowed the thing with the lasers, then?” I asked Stella.

“Hook, line and sinker–too stupid to do otherwise. I waffled on about penetrating soft tissue with different colours and stimulating endorphins to produce natural pain relief and healing. So you’re an expert on lasers if they ask.”

“Unless they recognise me from the dormouse film?”

“They don’t look like the sort who’d watch that sort of programme; probably all football and soap operas.”

“All good intellectual stuff then?”

“Absolutely–duh.” Stella made a funny face as she said this and we both laughed.

I made a stew with the remainder of the chicken from last night, reminding myself to turn a small part of it into curry for Tom. In the end, I took out a portion for me, and made the rest into a curry. They all ate it and with reasonable relish. The only one who complained–Tom, wasn’t hot enough. Next time I’ll put his through the microwave before I give it to him.

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Blues and twos??

Is Cathy getting a reputation as some sort of blues and twos emergancy service for the doctors?

It will be fascinating to see Julie's dad's reaction when he learns the whole truth and as for the other bigoted paren; well let's just wait and see. (The trouble is I just can't wait!). It's going to be one hell of an epiphany.

Am I the only one wishing my life away here when I wish the next ephisode would come around quickly.?

Brilliant ephisodes, Angharad.

Loving it,
XOXO

Bev.

Beverly Taff.
This is wierd. I haven't changed my password but the site wont dispayl all my thingies at the side like 'Submit Story'!

You're not alone there

I too cannot wait for each episode to appear

I wonder who the author with

I wonder who the author with the difficult name might be. I mean, I haven't seen any names here written in any characters other than the standard Roman alphabet.


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

I enjoyed that one too.

Anything like Hitchcock or Mell Brooks appearing in their own movies?

Well ! So much for my

speculation of yesterday......(Really i should have known better than to try and read Angharad's mind !!) So now we know.....Cathy is stuck with Julie for the duration..... And maybe that's no bad thing, Now we've seen just how bigoted Julie's mother is!!!

Kirri
P.S.
No Bev, You're not the only one!!

Bike pt 902.

OK, what are the chances of Cathy meeting Angharad? Who else fills the bill?

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Maturity

Wow - within the space of a few minutes Julie goes from half-joking she'd like to push her dad down the stairs to wanting to visit him in hospital - as herself (Julie) rather than her old self (John), while maintaining a clear separation between her old (boy) family and new (girl) family.

She's clearly the smartest member of her family - and somehow managed to suppress giggles at Stella's fantasy biophysics experiment...

 
 
--Ben


There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

Those Welsh

always were a pugnacious lot; we English got many a bloody nose over the years - either trying to invade them or keep them from invading us. If you upset them, they're likely to make you an offer you can't understand.

And Offa's Dyke is a huge earthwork built between England and Wales; it does not mean that Offa (King of Mercia from 757 until his death in July 796) was female and had a same-sex relationship with another woman.

A great choice of words to describe Mrs. K.

Susie

Re: I wonder who the author with

Greetings

I couldn't possibly suggest who the author mentioned in the story might be.

However, I would point out that the name Angharad uses the Welsh alphabet.

For those that don't know, in Welsh they have some extra letters and omit others.
Welsh is written in a version of the Latin alphabet traditionally consisting of 28 letters, of which eight are digraphs treated as single letters for collation: a, b, c, ch, d, dd, e, f, ff, g, ng, h, i, l, ll, m, n, o, p, ph, r, rh, s, t, th, u, w, y
Foreign words, taken from English, can include j, k, q, v, x or z.

Brian

Since when are Welsh names

Since when are Welsh names hard to pronounce?


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

Oh dear.

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Angharad, I hope you realised what you just did. Now we want to read the other serial too, the one Cathy's Angharad is writing!

Who knows, maybe Stella

Who knows, maybe Stella stumbled upon something by accident claiming the dad was saved by lasers, lights, and "special things". Kinda like a giant placebo pill to cure him. I do have a feeling that Cathy would have followed up with her comments of knocking Mrs. Kemp's head off, if she had stayed around much longer. Both of the parents need someone to do so to them, possibly as an "attention getter". Jan

On the hotness of curry, and other things,,,

There is a deficit in the English language I think. Odd, for a language that already has about 2 000 000 words. But we use the word "hot" to refer to temperature, and the same word "hot" for strong spicey flavoured. In German they use the word "heiss" for a hot temperature, but "scharf" (meaning "sharp" as in a knife) for the spicey flavour of strong curry. I wonder what Tom's gut is like, sometimes. I too enjoy an Indian meal, but not every day. Did Tom have a curried Haggis for Burn's Night, I wonder?

Incidentally, in Swedish there is no word for hot - water can be "Kald" or "Varm", and since warm water is not hot, do not ever expect a good cup of tea in Sweden!

I think we should either use the word "spicey" or borrow whatever they say in India, from Hindi or from Urdu or from Bengali.

This latest twist in "Bike" is becoming very complicated. I can imagine that Julie's parents will have MORE difficulty with her staying with Cathy but staying in touch with them, than they would with a clean break. If Trish would accdentally work her magic then they might just be persuaded to accept their daughter and agree that she stay with Cathy "because of the neighbours" etc etc, and also they might agree that Julie will have a better chance if she grows up there rather than with them.

I wait with growing curiosity how Angharad sorts this one out.

Briar

Briar

Hot Can Describe How Someone Looks Too

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"Hot" can be used to describe how someone looks too. If they are gorgeous or handsome, people might say "Hot! or "Smokin Hot!

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Hot

It was a pun! A play on words, if you like. Duh!


I went outside once. The graphics weren' that great.

"All the world's a stage"

Yes, I know I'm almost two months late commenting on this, but I've been busy. I've been reading the entire Bike saga from the beginning, and I'm just getting caught up.

"or that woman with the strange name who writes that endless serial thing on the internet"

Just imagine how it would mess with Cathy's mind if she started reading that serial and discovered that it told, day by day, what was happening in Cathy's own life? A stalker? A psychic? A psycho? "Who is that woman with the strange Welsh name and how does she know what I'm doing and thinking every minute of every day!"

Or worse yet, are the episodes posted before the day begins? Does Cathy discover that they predict what will happen to her each day, without fail? No matter what Cathy tries to do, the day comes out exactly as predicted!

How would Cathy's rational scientific mind deal with either of these?

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players"

Would Cathy conclude that she was, indeed, merely a player on someone else's stage, that of the mysterious Angarhad? Or perhaps worse, that she was the musings of Bonzi cat?

Kris

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

Julie

It truly would be nice if her parents came around. Somehow I doubt they will ever know how close they came to truly loosing her to the grim reaper. Then again, maybe she could explain it to them.

Sure, I'll go and meet your parents, when pigs fly

I would give Tom a botte of Tobasco sauce, and a bottle of bicarb to neutralize the acid.
Julie seems better. Dr Stephanie must have your healing knack.

Cefin