Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 875.

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Wuthering Dormice
(aka Bike)
Part 875
by Angharad

Copyright © 2010 Angharad
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I sent Julie in to check on Livvie and Meems, while Trish laid the table for me. “So you just had to go and see Julie, even though I asked you to leave her alone?”

“Um–yes, Mummy,” she blushed a lovely shade of strawberry pink, “I wanted to see that she was alright.”

“Was that for her sake or to sate your curiosity?”

“What does that mean, Mummy?”

“You were itching to see she was okay, so you followed your nose.”

“Um–unless I walk backwards, Mummy, I always follow my nose.” She looked perplexed and I never learn that it’s impossible to have deep meaningful discussions with a five year old.

I’d lost the initiative, so changed the subject slightly. “You did some healing on her?”

“Sort of, I offered to rub some cream you use to heal things, on the bruise on her neck–it faded quite a bit.”

“Two things, Missy. When I tell you not to do something–don’t go ahead and do it; next time I shall be cross.” I watched her colour rise even her ears were bright pink. “And secondly, don’t use things like creams without checking with me first–unless you know what they do.”

“Yes, Mummy,” I could see she was itching to escape my chastisement.

“Finish the table and then go and read for a while, ask Julie to listen to you.”

“Yes, Mummy,” she sighed and after a moment at the table was gone.

Am I turning into a crabby old git? Two of my kids might think so, however, I don’t give them many instructions, so when I do I expect them to be understood and followed. At least she didn’t cry this time, or talk back.

I checked the stew, it was time to put on the vegetables to boil, those that weren’t already in it. I looked at the clock, Tom should be here by now. I called his mobile.

“We’re stuck ahent a muckle great van, who’s gone sideways blocking yon street.”

“Dinner will be ready in twenty minutes, does your lift want to eat with us?”

“Och, I'll ask him,” there was a pause and some muffled voices. “Whit is it?”

“Steak and kidney stew.”

More muffled voices followed, “Aye, that’ll be twa fer dinner, then.”

“See you when you get here.” I clicked off the phone.

Desserts? I know one day I’ll get my just pudding–doesn’t sound the same does it? The locusts in the other room will clean up a pudding faster than a swarm of army ants. I quickly made up a sponge mixture and slung it in the oven over some chopped and sweetened apple. By the time we eat dinner, it’ll be well cooked. Now, do we have enough milk for custard, or Sauce Anglaise?

The Land Cruiser turned into the drive as I was killing the gas under the spuds–good ol’ Tom, right on time. Who was the driver? Someone well wrapped up against the cold. Hmm, taller than Tom. Who can it be?

The doorbell went and there was a flurry of children in the hall to open the door. I stayed in the kitchen out of the way, there were enough mobile hazards in the hall by the sound of it.

“Whaur’s yer Ma?” I heard Tom ask one of the kids.

“In the kitchen I think, Gramps.”

I of course was combing my hair and checking myself–I was a total mess.

“Cathy, whaur are ye?”

I went out to the hallway and standing there alongside Daddy was a most beautiful man. Talk about tall, dark and handsome–he was tall, dark and absolutely beautiful with two brown eyes like velvet chocolate, which were calling to me to try.

“Cathy, I wis tellin’ ye this is Gareth. Cathy–if ye please.”

“Oh–um, sorry, Daddy.” I held out my hand which I hoped wasn’t trembling too much.

“Nice to meet you at last. I got held up getting to the meeting this morning.”

Back on planet earth, I tried to focus, “You got to the meeting?”

“Yes, I was staying at a hotel in town, so didn’t have to come that far.”

“It’s very good of you to give Daddy a lift home,” I smiled at him but wanted to taste that forbidden delight.

“Well, actually, I wanted to meet you.”

“Me?” I gasped, he wanted to meet me–wow, have I died and gone to heaven?

“Yes, I’m concerned by the way Southampton are trying to muscle in on your project–Tom tells me, you’re the main architect of the survey.”

“Mummy,” Trish was yanking at my top.

“Just a minute, sweetheart, I’m talking.”

“Mummeee”–she yanked extra hard.

“What?” I snapped at her.

“The kitchen’s on fire.”

“Oh my God,” I dashed into the kitchen where smoke was coming from the oven. I immediately switched it off and opened the door–the smoke alarm started its shrill peeping which added to my stress.

The sponge, thankfully was okay, so a little brown on top, but the custard would cover that and it shouldn’t break too many teeth. I’d covered it with some greaseproof paper and that had fallen off and ignited in the oven.

Once everything and everyone had calmed down, I dished up dinners for everyone including Stella who was now openly flirting with wotsisname. Huh, bloody trollop–I’m a happily married woman–but those dreamy brown eyes were doing something to my tummy–like cartwheels.

Stella made the mistake of sitting next to him, I was opposite–God, he is absolutely bloody gorgeous. It transpired that he was the Natural England field officer for Hampshire and the Isle of Wight, Sussex and Surrey: which explained his interest in meeting me, and why he was coming to the meeting.

Stella was really pissed when we three scientists decamped to the study, and Julie was flirting with her eyes over the table but Gareth was ignoring her–serve the little tart right.

The meeting was very useful and Gareth was really supporting us, and would be at the next meeting. At nine he said, “Well, I’d best try and get back to my hotel...”

“You can sleep with me”–My God, what did I just say?–“I mean you can stay here tonight, it’ll give the snow ploughs and gritters a chance to shift some of the white stuff.”

His eyes widened to saucers at my initial remark, he smiled when I got embarrassed and flustered, then finally got it together.

“I’d love to sleep with you, Cathy, but I suspect your hubby would be far from thrilled.”

I blushed like a tomato, in fact you could probably cook one on my face, I felt so hot–matched only–by how stupid I felt: yet something inside me felt this frisson of excitement make my whole body buzz.

“I’d better go,” he winked at me. I helped him on with his coat and tucked in his scarf for him, he hugged me and kissed me on the cheek. “Thanks for a delicious meal.”

Tom saw him off, giving me a scowl as he did so. I retreated to the kitchen and emptied the dishwasher, the stuff was still quite warm.

Tom came into the kitchen and shut the door. “Whit wis all that aboot? Ye can sleep with me?”

“Nothing, Daddy, I was thinking about something else,” talk about Freudian slip, that was more like a full set of lingerie than a simple petticoat.

“Ye’re a newly-wed, hae ye nae shame?”

“Yes, Daddy,” I felt myself blushing again.

The doorbell rang and interrupted Tom dressing me down. “Mummy,” said Livvie, “Dr Gareth is back–his car won’t start.”

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Ahhaa

Is Angharad going to be forced to change the rating of Bike X, or even XXX? There seem to be (at least) 3 female members of the household with eyes for that nice Dr Gareth. "You can sleep with me" indeed! Disgusting, I call it, and Cathy a newly wed woman too - more, please; I like disgusted ;)

Robi

Kids are pretty direct

Loved Trish's comment about following her nose.

And sometimes, even when you're involved in an adult conversation it can be helpful to listen to the kids.... “What?” I snapped at her. “The kitchen’s on fire.”

LOL at Cathy's offer near the end. Still laughing.

“Dr Gareth is back—his car won’t start.”

well they say God moves in mysterious ways!....Not planning anything naughty Cathy, were you ?.... "Cos" if your not, I think Stella might just be in a position to save you from yourself!....Anyway it's about time Stella found herself a bloke and Dr Gareth sounds like he might just fit the bill!!

Kirri

Bike pt 875.

Oh my! Looks as if Gramps may need to get out the water hose to douse any sparks.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

What Happened in the Kitchen?

What caught fire in the kitchen? That was rather glossed over.

Understandably everyone else including Angharad is interested in Dr Gareth with the Big Brown Eyes, but fires in kitchens actually are pretty important, and this one was not sufficiently explained IMHO.

Briar

Briar

Not a pudding maker

"I’d covered it with some greaseproof paper and that had fallen off and ignited in the oven."

Why she did this, I don't have a clue, but presumably there is a good reason to cover the pudding while baking it.

As for the sleeping arrangements, I think they'd better put Mr. Brown Eyes in with the boys, or maybe Tom. Probably Tom.

KJT

"Being a girl is wonderful and to torture someone into that would be like the exact opposite of what it's like. I don’t know how anyone could act that way." College Girl - poetheather


"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

And now...

Cathy'll have trouble restarting her heart. Of course, now that she's said that, and her "daddy's" chastised her, she'll be mortified.

Interesting new character, and he appears to be a genuine gentleman. Cathy's not met too many. It's an interesting switch, for her to run into someone that she's more attracted to than the other way around. I'm looking forward to seeing how this plays out. As I think of it, it'd be GREAT, if the guy ended up a gay...

Thanks,
Annette

Lusting after a good looking guy

is ok. Afterall, she is human and alive.

Following through on that lust - not ok.

The day I stop looking...

is the day I start worrying... Was what my wife used to say... Now, she's even more glad I'm looking. When I first came out to her, she was afraid I'd stop liking her - and start liking guys. (Not happening! So far anyway. I'd think, after this much time, I'd know too.)

And, Cathy appreciating an attractive guy, when she likes guys, is normal. However, allowing the attraction to all but incapacitate her is a tad over the top.

That said, I've never had a GORGEOUS lady lavish her attention on me, or even be in close proximity talking to me (Well, other than my wife, and I consider her beautiful - and tell her so regularly!) so I'll refrain from saying her reaction was unbelievable.

Problem is

She is doing FAR more than merely surreptitiously looking. She was barely not salivating and ripping his clothes off and doing him right there!

Yes, she IS human and she will appreciate an attractive human being. Please give me credit when I say I do understand meeting absolutely stunningly beautiful people and looking at them in awe and lust! BUT he is virtually a total stranger, a GUEST in her house, in front of all her children and 'father' and she just about need to have a pair of depends to contain her 'drippings'. And she had not even subtly said I want to do the horizontal mamba with him.

I think it is the latter situation that makes it inappropriate, not that she has a sex drive. A little subtlety, please.

Kim

Another problem is

That were it Simon that would have done the same Cathy ( and commentators )would have gone berserk over him (Talk about double standard :)). I
think we should look at it this way: It's ok to look but that offer is over the top...

Finally caught up!

Reading over a month of Bike at once is an awful lot! This is going in all sorts of interesting directions lately, keep up the good work Ang! :)

Saless 


Kittyhawk"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America


"But it is also tradition that times *must* and always do change, my friend." - Eddie Murphy, Coming To America

Talk about

an 'Oh Shit!' moment. Engage brain before opening cakehole.

You can put greaseproof paper over the top of a sponge so that the top doesn't brown before the middle is cooked. Obviously it fell off in the oven, which is a gas oven. Paper + flame = fire.

If it was a range oven (used a lot in the country, where logs are more plentiful) then I dunno.

(I 'spose)

Susie

Stella was really pissed

Stella was really pissed when we three scientists decamped to the study, and Julie was flirting with her eyes over the table but Gareth was ignoring her—serve the little tart right.

MEOW lol bad Cathy naughty Cathy down girl he's just window dressing stay with Simon, please Angharad dont let Cathy stuff up her marraige for one night of stupidity, make sure she thinks about how it will look in the morning when Trish, Livvie and Meems pile into her bed all giggly to find their mummy has slept with someone other than their daddy, they would be devastated, they need stability and they'll lose it if Cathy lets a little lust cloud her judgement. Plus it wont help Julie's view of how to act like a lady if she see's Cathy flirting shamelessly then bedding the guy :(

Megumi :(

Yule

Bailey's Angel
The Godmother :p

Won't help Simon as well

We all know he got self esteem issues, and after the attempted suicide we know what he'll do.

Cathy, Cathy! You should be

Cathy, Cathy! You should be ashamed of yourself, you almost ravished Mr. Gareth right in front of the children. Now, you have definitely found out you are indeed a woman and at the present moment a very, very "hot" one. Hopefull, Stella can bring both you and Mr. Gareth back to your senses. Jan

Cathy

She is trustworthy. She just had a slip up, and a fire. Stuff happens, especially to her.

So, who gets to play Doctor tonight ?

Hey, Cathy, if you can't jump the Doctor, maybe you can jump his car.
Well Stella's a big girl, but you better lock Julie in a chastity belt, and toss the key.
Tom had know that this guy's chick bait.

Cefin