A Bit of Filthy Lucre Perhaps?

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Some Filthy Lucre Perhaps?

I thought that the world situation required a bit of insanely comic relief, and I'll admit to having had some very "head banging" things happen to me; all, erm mostly, without drugs or other intoxicants.

Years ago, perhaps in 2007, a friend asked me to go to a "Kink" festival with her, and being completely ignorant, I agreed to go. We drove to a place about 25 miles from home and pulled into the barnyard of a farm. I was astonished to find that the admission was $25 or free if we took off all our clothes. I was pre-op at the time and begged to keep my panties, which they allowed. So, we walked around, and I saw things that I had never even suspected could occur. There were people in chains being led about by their Masters, and a few "pony" people, and many other such like expressions of individuality I had never seen before. I was "bigly" impressed.

We happened upon a stark-naked man standing in front of a table who offered free spankings, and while my friend was not interested, she managed to convince me that I should try this. “It will do you good”, she said. Feeling very guilty due to several personal failures, I did not require much persuasion. Some of you have perhaps had such an experience?

I got up on the table and he proceeded to give me a very oily massage that was delicious. Later he started tapping me lightly with something he called a flogger, and then changed to a bamboo switch. It was so pleasant that eventually I lightly dozed. Suddenly, one of his taps felt quite harsh, vicious even, but then he changed back to the taps and then came more rubbing. Not even close to what was shared in “50 Shades …”, yes much better than that.

Not to bore you, I felt quite surprised to find that he’d been at it for over an hour when he finished! Yallah !!!

He informed me that I would have pleasant, giggly, thoughts about his spanking and the feeling of euphoria would last about two weeks. And, YES, I would be sleeping and waken in the middle of the night giggling, or be doing dishes and stop to giggle. Thankfully, I did not own a car at the time because I might have wrecked it during one of these episodes. Can you imagine driving along at 75 Miles Per Hour and suddenly being seized by a fit of the giggles?

Later I tried to find this man to purchase a “refill”, but to no avail. He had, sadly, disappeared completely.

Skip ahead to yesterday.

Unneeded distraction removed

I was sitting at my computer, working on a very intense Dragon story, when an unexpected stirring in my front bottom intruded. Yes, a complete surprise. I will admit to um self-pleasuring perhaps once a year, or perhaps twice, but no more mind you. Most certainly not!!!

This unbidden session went on for quite a long time, whilst I attempted to put rational words on paper; actually, the computer screen. Suddenly my body quivered uncontrollably. My eyes rolled back in my head, and perhaps I might have fainted for a moment, as feelings of divine euphoria flooded my synapses. I wakened as I was about to fall out of my chair. Perhaps it needs a seat belt should this happen again?

Today, I am cooking and cleaning to prepare for a visitor, but periodically being forced to stop and hold onto something as completely overpowering giggling washes through me.

At some time in the future, I might try that again, but right now I’m concerned I might break it or wear it out. Is that possible? If it did break would it be possible to ask a Doctor to like fix it? What is happening so reminds me of my previous experience in 2007.

Might I have another please?

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From the story ...

Skip ahead to yesterday

Is that yesterday in the real world (Wed, Nov 1 2017) or yesterday in your story (unknown).

I was greatly pleased to see that the Russian role in American politics had been exposed ...

Real yesterday, said Russian role (as reported by a former? Hillary supporter) turns out to be Hillary and certain Dems colluding with the Russians to screw Bernie.

Prior to that it was Trump and the Russians colluding to screw Hillary.

At least one of them is fake. Perhaps both are.

But then your story runs off in an unrelated direction.

So ...

Just wondering,
T

Don't be so serious.

It was perhaps unneeded to mention the hearing, albeit it was important to me and relieved a lot of stress. Perhaps I shall edit that out now.

It was actually about the psychological phenomenon surrounding various experiences that sort of "ring" in our consciousness. In this case it was about unexpected pleasure and how it can boost your spirits. I know that those with PTSD can have traumatic experiences in which the sudden and unwanted memory of such can and do continue often for years.

I won't discuss those negative memories either because these days I am into pleasure and as much of that as I can commandeer.

Much giggling

Gwen

Holy Cow ...

... that was a rather revealing non sequitur. Awesome in fact.

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You know - if you don't want to talk politics you can just say so. Or even ignore me.

But you did fire the first shot.

T

Proper emphasis

I wanted to talk about the psychology of strong events in our lives.

Talk of politics is far too divisive.

Gwen

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It certainly can be divisive, but it doesn't have to be. A lot of us are afraid to talk politics and religion for fear of ... various things. I sometimes fall into that category.

Hmm. I started off down this trail thinking I was being funny or cute or something kind of like that. But looking back, I find that I now disagree with myself.

Best wishes,
T

Hmmm...

I was once invited to a 'munch'. Not knowing what I was in for, and expecting to be fed, I gladly went. After paying $20, which I thought covered some sort of buffet, I entered with the people who brought me. I first saw some old guy who was tied up and blindfolded. He had on nipple clamps and wore a chastity thingy. The sign on him read; 'I'm yours to own'. Things went rapidly downhill from there!!! I left as soon as I could break away from the people I was with and took a cab home. Life is brutal enough without paying $20 to get beaten up!!! Live and learn says I. A truly great first offering Gwen. Nice to have you back...and front I hope!!!

Peace to All...

Kelly the Meek

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Spankings are not for everyone.

As a matter of fact, I don't even know who likes them, but I know I do with the following caveats: The technician must be trained properly. He must not be angry or a sadist.

Typically, a proper spanking will last around an hour or slightly more. It can be done with a massage with liberal oils before. At no time is the recipient be made to cry or feel undue pain. The mechanism that helps one to enjoy such a thing is deeply rooted in abnormal psychology, and perhaps I am the most abnormal but not dangerous person you shall ever meet.

A competent Technician will explain it all before commencing the treatment.

:)

Gwen

Nice to have you post again,

Nice to have you post again, even a brief story.
Imagine, if we could find that man and have him give KIm a pleasurable massage?

Karen

I want

what she is having.

Many years ago (around 1990)

Brooke Erickson's picture

Many years ago (around 1990) it was a slow night in the local dungeon. One cute young lesbian had been given a new flogger for her birthday and wanted to try it out. I volunteered.

So I wound up stretched out on a bed and she tried it out on my back. I gave her feedback: "Light" "heavy""wrap"(that's when the implement is a bit off target and the far end wraps around to the side of the target. Conservation of angular momentum makes that part move a *lot* faster than it normally would and it stings a lot and can bruise)

Anyway, after some time she figured she had it calibrated and we thanked each other.

Then I went to get up from the bed and practically floated away. First time I had an endorphin high...

One fun thing with spankings is that if you are using a wider implement the shock of the impact transmits through you to the other side. Ad in the involuntary muscle clenches when you get hit and some people have been known to orgasm from it.

I've never managed, but I've gotten frustratingly close.

But endorphins or orgasms, whippings and spankings can be a lot of fun.

Or they can be endurance contests. Some like one, some like the other and some like both.

Brooke brooke at shadowgard dot com
http://brooke.shadowgard.com/
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
"Lola", the Kinks