A Hairy Conundrum

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Sorry to ask such a stupid question but I've never seen this addressed anywhere & it's been buggin me...
Supposing they were real, what do you figure would happen to a werewolf if he or she went to the moon?
hugs, Laika

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I'd guess it depended on if

I'd guess it depended on if it was the light side or dark side - assuming it was the reflected light that caused the problem. If it was the tidal gravity effect that did it, then all bets are off. They'd probably be hairy the whole time, as the gravitational pull from the earth would be vastly more than the moon provided while ON earth.


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

Life on the moon

"HOOWWWWLLLLLL!"

"Tom, you're doing it again. Stop it."

"What?"

"Howling at the floor, just stop, please."

"I'm sorry. I can't help it if I have the feeling my whole world has turned upside down since we got here."

"You don't see Sarah doing that anymore? Or Frank. Everyone else got it out of there system weeks ago. Just get over it!"

"But it feels..."

"Dude, you're embarrassing me."

"But..., HOOWWWWLLLLLL!"

"Stop it!"

Ummm

Melanie Brown's picture

Die for lack of oxygen?

:)

Melanie

Only a silver bullet…

Rhona McCloud's picture

… will finish a werewolf so I guess they don't need air to breathe although howling could be a problem as in space there is no sound…

Rhona McCloud

She Could Stay As A Wolf

joannebarbarella's picture

By running around following the orbit, since the moon only rotates once every 28 days, she could stay at full moon all the time. That way she wouldn't need oxygen, but as someone else pointed out, howling would be a problem.

Alternatively she could stay on the dark side and never become a wolf, but then she would need air and consequently a space-suit. Love you Laika,

Joanne

She could stay on the dark side...

Andrea Lena's picture

...but with a near-vacuum, she wouldn't be able to hear Pink Floyd....

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

That's easy

The answer is they would howl at the Earth

Mind....bent.

...possibly broken...

I need to lie down now.

...where is my bag of Cheetos?

Shut UP! ... They help me THINK!

%-o

PS: Note to NASA... one more screening revision.

Background:
1] Human
2} Vampire
3] Zombie (not a dealbreaker)
4] Lycanthrope
5] None of the above (explain)
6} ALL of the above (really explain)