Song pun in 100 words

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I held my wife close when she started sobbing again.

The police officer turned to me and asked, "Can you tell me what happened, sir?"

"Her armpit hairs are missing," I answered.

The officer's hand froze. He stared at his notes as if they'd suddenly changed into a foreign language, then looked up at me and said, "And?"

"And?!" I screamed in frustration and anger. "She was growing it for years! Now all that's left is the scent of shaving cream."

"What are you saying?"

I took a breath to calm myself, then said, "Officer, someone shaved my wife tonight."

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Sir Elton...

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...(Lady Ella?) would be very proud to laugh out loud!

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Yay!

I was wondering if anyone would be able to guess what song the pun in this drabble was referring to. :)

Ouch :)

I wonder if they were riding a wood deer?