Why Katy Perry should date me

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Now that singer Katy Perry is single, here are three reasons why she should date me:

1: Unlike her ex, I would have NO problem with the fact she's more famous than I am.

2: Her parents are trying to set her up with Tim Tebow. Well, unlike him, I'm not given to dropping to my knees in prayer in public. I'm a Christian, but I think that might get annoying for anyone around him after a while...

3: Since I'm trans, we could make her song "I kissed a girl" come to life, and what could be cooler than that?

So come on, Katy. Date me!

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Come on, Katy! Date Dorothy!

It's obvious you put a lot of thought into this, Dorothy. *grin*

And your logic is ironclad and irrefutable.

Alas, too bad love goes by what the heart wants, not what the head calculates is best. Otherwise, she would be yours. If, you know, she ever stumbled across this site and read your persuasive argument.

*hugs* Good luck in your Katy Quest.

Lisa Danielle