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This Year's Worst Sentence!

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Submitted by Pippa K. on Tue, 2011/07/26 - 2:02pm
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The annual Bulwer-Lytton prizes have been announced!

This year's worst, and hence, truly awesome winning sentence is:

Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.

Let us all celebrate!

Click HERE for the full list of prize winners and names.

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Winner

Submitted by LittleKatie on Tue, 2011/07/26 - 3:07pm.

So who won the contest just for his site?

K.T. Leone

My fiction feels more real than reality

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K.T. Leone

My fiction feels more real than reality

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Probably me.

Submitted by Angharad on Tue, 2011/07/26 - 3:53pm.

I've got lots of previous for mangling the Queen's English.

Angharad

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Angharad

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This Year's Worst Sentence!

Submitted by stanman63 on Tue, 2011/07/26 - 4:22pm.

But what is the prize? a dictionary?

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
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    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
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A Visit from the Borg?

Submitted by WinterWolf on Wed, 2011/07/27 - 8:20am.

A Visit from the Borg? "Resistance is Futile, Shorten your sentences"

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