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A man walks into a barber shop in the Southern U.S. wanting a clean shave wearing a pair of 4-inch heeled over-the-knee boots and a pair of skin-tight shorts just long enough to keep the boots from slouching.

What would the result be for him!?!?

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Results????

He would be in big trouble without more disguise

That depends

It would depend upon where. There are lots of places where no one would bat an eye. (But they might ask what exactly he wanted shaved.)

I grew up in the South, and while I never want to move back, I also know that, despite the popular prejudices in the rest of the USA, it's not an undifferentiated mass of uneducated bigots, either.

(Someone might call the Fashion Police, though.)

I'm going to go out...

On a limb and say a really close shave and slightly lighter wallet ?
(Hey! It could happen that way! Giggles!). Loving Hugs Talia