Sometimes I just blurt out stuff I didn't know I was going to say until I said it.
Yesterday, my brother and I were discussing politics, or really complaining about politics and I said, "No one wants to address the elephant in the room, let alone pay for the postage."
Don had a coughing fit. :)
Speaking of which, last night at our local authors' group, the subject of gargling came up. I said, "I've never been able to gargle, I don't know how. If you hear me gargling, call 911 'cause I'm drowning."
It's true, I don't know how to gargle. If I try, it either goes up my nose or down the wrong way and then I get a coughing fit. I think I have an oddly-shaped pharynx. Which is either an ancient Greek military formation or the new fuel cell hybrid from Hyundai.
Sometimes I don't even know what I'm going to type until I see it.