12 words of wisdom

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The things I've learned, from the people that matter most:

1) "Judge not, that ye be not judged."

2) "Never judge a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins."

3) "A fool's name, like a fool's face, is always found in a public place."

4) "It's better to remain silent- and let the world think that you're an idiot- than to open your mouth and prove them right."

5) "If you can't say something nice, then don't say anything at all."

6) "Forgive your enemies, and return evil with good. It will freak them out, and make them wonder what the hell you're really up to..."

7) "An eye for an eye makes the whole world go blind."

8) "Treat a person well, and he will always remember you. Treat him poorly, and he'll never forget you..."

9) "Marriage is a commitment. You HAVE to be crazy to enter into it, and after you say I DO, you're DONE..."

10) "Never mock a man's misfortune. There, but for the Grace of God go we all..."

11) "Money may be the root of all evil, but lack thereof is the root of all poverty..."

12) "Money may not BUY happiness, but it sure as hell can RENT just about anything that will give you pleasure..."

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