Laurie S.

Surreal Killer 4

SURREAL KILLER 4
by Laurie S.

Can a serial killer have a conscience? Conclusion to the story.

Warning: if you are under 19 or pure of heart or squeamish, do not read this tale. It is filled with gratuitous violence. Do not try the dangerous acts depicted in Surreal Killer at home or anywhere else.

Chapter 18

For Ukrainians, Easter is the big celebration on the calendar. Bigger than Christmas, it drew the Dobriansky family together.

Surreal Killer 3

SURREAL KILLER 3
by Laurie S.

Warning: if you are under 19 or pure of heart or squeamish, do not read this tale. It is filled with gratuitous violence. Do not try the dangerous acts depicted in Surreal Killer at home or anywhere else.

Synopsis: a young psychology student begins to realize that his homicidal tendencies may be abnormal.

Chapter 13

When Professor Lipshitz introduced the term paraphilia, Arthur had no clue what it meant.

Up on the projection screen, there it was in black and white.

Surreal Killer 2

Surreal Killer 2
by Laurie S.

Warning: if you are under 19 or pure of heart or squeamish, do not read this tale. It is filled with gratuitous violence. Do not try the dangerous acts depicted in Surreal Killer at home or anywhere else.

Synopsis: While in disguise, a sexy young TG vigilante lures murderers into compromising situations and treats them with extreme prejudice.

Chapter 8

The Tranny Track was a popular gay bar on Post Street in San Francisco. Saturday night, it should have been crowded, but it was almost dead.

Angels in Providence

Angels in Providence

by Laurie S.
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Have you ever gone for a professional makeover? After makeup artist Jamie Austin performs his magic, Laurie goes to a dance club with beautiful T-girls Tiffany and Kiana. This is a true story. Or mostly true. Some names have been changed to protect the not so innocent. This tale is dedicated to Kiana, Tiffany and Jamie for their participation in the real life adventure and also for the use of their photos.

How I Learned to Love Drag

How I Learned to Love Drag

by Laurie S.

Young Sean is an up and coming comedian. He lands a regular spot on a hit comedy television show. Ecstasy has an all male cast. Guess who has to play the female roles?

The story, inspired by the Kids in the Hall, was written in 2002.

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"How about doing a sports interview?" I suggested. "We could have hockey's dirtiest player doing a tell-all about how to inflict pain without taking a penalty."

"Yeah," Ted agreed. "The bad guy could demonstrate all his dirty moves on the interviewer. Like an elbow to the face."

Surreal Killer

Surreal Killer

by Laurie S.

Warning: Surreal Killer contains scenes of extreme violence. If you are under 19 or pure of heart or squeamish, do not read this tale.

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Tom Spencer stood back from the crowd gathered round the Mona Lisa, Leonardo Da Vinci's famous painting. He hated crowds and wondered why he had ever bothered to come to the Louvre. 'Obligation,' he told himself. When in Paris for the first time, one had to see all the sights.

Switching Teams

Seinfeld, an American television sitcom, ran from 1989 to 1998. The show was about nothing.

In this Seinfeld episode, Kramer becomes a talent agent. He introduces Jerry, George and Elaine to Jilian, a beautiful, amazing illusionist.

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Jerry, George, and Elaine were sitting at a table in a coffee shop in Manhattan.

The Hit

THE HIT

by l.satori aka Laurie S.

The Hit was one of the first short stories Laurie S. wrote for an internet site years ago.

A master of disguise, alias Carrie Creamcheese, is contracted to put the hit on a men's magazine publisher, who is the guest speaker at a women's convention. Carrie dresses as a Playboy Bunny to get closer to the target.

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Catch Her in Disguise

CATCH HER IN DISGUISE

This is a follow-up story to Catch Her. William loses his
job. He discovers that he can make a lot of money at a strip
club, but he has to dress as a waitress in a French maid
outfit. Fortunately, he has the necessary physical
attributes. Or will someone see through the disguise?
Originally posted in the summer of 2003 on Fictionmania.

CATCH HER IN DISGUISE

by Laurie S. aka l.satori

Catch Her

Catch Her

by Laurie S. aka l.satori

 

Novelist J.D. Salinger passed away on January 27, 2010. This tale has a few minor similarities to J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye. To tell you the truth, Salinger's novel is absolutely terrific, way better than the story I made up. So maybe you might want to read Salinger's book because Holden Caulfield is an extremely funny character. Catch Her was first posted in the summer of 2003.

Chinese Crossdressing TV Show

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A Taiwan based television show called Power Sunday dressed some young guys up as sexy girls and they performed as dancers, singers and magicians. Some of the "girls" are incredibly convincing. For example, on Youtube, type in Power Sunday and go to Parts 2 and 3 for May 3, 2009. These girl/guy segments ran from early April to mid-May on the Power Sunday show. Unfortunately it's in the Chinese language so you'll miss most of the witty repartee.

Get Smart: Control Yourself - Part 2

Secret agent Maxwell Smart heads to Blackpool, England. He and fellow CONTROL agent Charlie Watkins pose as dancers competing in the British Open Dance Championship. They must prevent a rocket scientist from handing over American defense secrets to Charisma, the beautiful but deadly KAOS agent. Part 2 of 2.

by Laurie S.

Get Smart: Control Yourself - Part 1

Secret agent Maxwell Smart must prevent a rocket scientist from handing over American defense secrets to KAOS at the British Open Dance Championship. Smart's sexy dance partner is Agent 69, Charlie Watkins, a master of female disguise. Can Smart keep his mind on the mission and resist Charlie's charms? Part 1 of 2.

by: Laurie S.

And Loving It!

<In the Get Smart television series, CONTROL agent Charlie Watkins was a master of female disguise. Played by actress Angelique Pettyjohn, she/he was a sexy, gorgeous undercover spy. Maxwell Smart found blonde bombshell Charlie, much to his chagrin, disconcertingly attractive. Written a few years ago, an updated And Loving It! is presented on Big Closet in honor of the Get Smart film release.>

CHAPTER ONE

sex and the clitty

sex and the clitty

by l.satori aka Laurie S.

SYNOPSIS: Can a transgendered gal find love?

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Elizabeth and I had finished all the preliminaries and were down to the main event -- her love life. We had enough coffee left to hold our booth, but had finished roughly seventy-five percent of our brownies, which was all we were allowed to eat under the Code of Living for Single Girls in New York.

Like a Candle in the Wind, Part 3

Synopsis: a young Marilyn Monroe impersonator auditions for the role of Sugar Cane in a remake of Some Like It Hot. "If I'm a star, then the people made me a star."

Like a Candle in the Wind
by Laurie S. aka l.satori

Part 3

CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

Before a performance on the Civic Holiday weekend, the first Monday in August, Heather handed me a tabloid newspaper. On the front cover was a picture of Marilyn Monroe.

"You've made the big time," Heather said with a smile. "You're on the front page of the Star Enquirer."

Like a Candle in the Wind, Part 2

Synopsis: "I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it."
Marilyn Monroe

Like a Candle in the Wind
by Laurie S. aka l.satori

Part 2

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

All of our audiences were so enthusiastic! Standing ovations! The crowds demanded encores at each performance! The Marilyn Show's success went above and beyond our expectations.

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, Part 3

Synopsis:

Another BigCloset TopShelf story. A tough choice for Bond–kill the villain and maintain the status quo? Or, let the villain go, and improve the world? The adventure concludes–part three of three parts.

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NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, PART 3

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NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, Part 2

Synopsis:

Another BigCloset TopShelf story. To Bond or not to Bond? Michael is offered the role of a stunt double for the female lead. The remuneration and the prestige of the James Bond films is tempting, but is Bondage worth the potential embarrassment? The adventure continues–second of three parts.

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NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, PART 2

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NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, Part 1

Another BigCloset TopShelf story. "The name is Bond, James Bond." Five actors have played the role. Is Bond number six up to the challenge? An insider's view: the adventure begins–part one of three parts.

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NOBODY DOES IT BETTER, PART 1

by Laurie S. aka l.satori

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High School Confidential

Synopsis:

Another Big Closet Top Shelf story. Synopsis: Did you go to your high school prom? If you needed a date for the prom, what would you do? Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Story:

HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL

by Laurie S. aka l.satori

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